💔 Enter Romeo

BENVOLIO: Good morrow, cousin.

ROMEO: Is the day so young?

BENVOLIO: But new struck nine.

ROMEO: Ay me, sad hours seem long.
Was that my father that went hence so fast?

BENVOLIO: It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo’s hours?

ROMEO: Not having that which, having, makes them short.

BENVOLIO: In love?

ROMEO: Out.

BENVOLIO: Of love?

ROMEO: Out of her favour where I am in love.

BENVOLIO: Alas that love so gentle in his view,
Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof.

ROMEO: Alas that love, whose view is muffled still,
Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!
Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here?
Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
Here’s much to do with hate, but more with love:
Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate!
O anything, of nothing first create!
O heavy lightness! serious vanity!
Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
Dost thou not laugh?

BENVOLIO: No coz, I rather weep.

ROMEO: Good heart, at what?

BENVOLIO: At thy good heart’s oppression.

ROMEO: Why such is love’s transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate to have it prest
With more of thine. This love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs;
Being purg’d, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes;
Being vex’d, a sea nourish’d with lovers’ tears:
What is it else? A madness most discreet,
A choking gall, and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.

[Going.]

BENVOLIO: Soft! I will go along:
And if you leave me so, you do me wrong.

ROMEO: Tut! I have lost myself; I am not here.
This is not Romeo, he’s some other where.

BENVOLIO: Tell me in sadness who is that you love?

ROMEO: What, shall I groan and tell thee?

BENVOLIO: Groan! Why, no; but sadly tell me who.

ROMEO: Bid a sick man in sadness make his will,
A word ill urg’d to one that is so ill.
In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.

BENVOLIO: I aim’d so near when I suppos’d you lov’d.

ROMEO: A right good markman, and she’s fair I love.

BENVOLIO: A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit.

ROMEO: Well, in that hit you miss: she’ll not be hit
With Cupid’s arrow, she hath Dian’s wit;
And in strong proof of chastity well arm’d,
From love’s weak childish bow she lives uncharm’d.
She will not stay the siege of loving terms
Nor bide th’encounter of assailing eyes,
Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold:
O she’s rich in beauty, only poor
That when she dies, with beauty dies her store.

BENVOLIO: Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?

ROMEO: She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste;
For beauty starv’d with her severity,
Cuts beauty off from all posterity.
She is too fair, too wise; wisely too fair,
To merit bliss by making me despair.
She hath forsworn to love, and in that vow
Do I live dead, that live to tell it now.

BENVOLIO: Be rul’d by me, forget to think of her.

ROMEO: O teach me how I should forget to think.

BENVOLIO: By giving liberty unto thine eyes;
Examine other beauties.

ROMEO: ’Tis the way
To call hers, exquisite, in question more.
These happy masks that kiss fair ladies’ brows,
Being black, puts us in mind they hide the fair;
He that is strucken blind cannot forget
The precious treasure of his eyesight lost.
Show me a mistress that is passing fair,
What doth her beauty serve but as a note
Where I may read who pass’d that passing fair?
Farewell, thou canst not teach me to forget.

BENVOLIO: I’ll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt. 

assailing

(v) attacking

chastity

(n) the state of refraining from relationships

doctrine

(n) something to believe in

oppression

(n) being controlled, put down

posterity

(n) the future

proof

(n) evidence or demonstration of truth

transgression

(n) an act violating a law

tyrannous

(adj) cruel, oppressive

vanity

(n) silly, foolish, meaningless